Youngest: I can’t put these string toys away right now because I’m unstrangling them.
Eldest: When a person gets up and gives a presentation, why isn’t it called a persontation?
Youngest: I love Valentine’s Day. It’s the shariest of all the holidays!
Eldest: Guess who taught me this dance party move at school?
Me: Your teacher?
Me: Your principal?
Youngest: I know! It was the lunch lady.
(His principal was an actual possibility because, well, let’s just say one time he dressed up as a chicken for a parade, ok? The answer was music teacher, btw.)